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The Corvette Commandments

1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner. 

2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid. 

3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel. 

4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility. 

5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash. 

6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders. 

7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required. 

8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road. 

9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence. 

10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.

Now imagine driving your Vette and abiding by these commands...

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